Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous
job?"
Applicant: "The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
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Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all
our five kids with him."
Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of
them is yours."
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Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddlled up. I just want to ask
you something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU
the
past tense of BIRDS FLY?
WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to
do. He said: "GO TO HELL",
that's why I came home early.
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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards
Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home "pao"
his bus
for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from
his
rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily
munching away.
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on
his
shoulder and asked him...
Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you
eat
peanut ai mai?"
Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!"
Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20
minutes
down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you
eat
peanut ai mai?"
Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!"
To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then
Ah
Beng finally asks
Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: "Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?"
Grandma: "No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!"
Ah Beng: "Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?"
Grandma: "No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate
so ah
ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate
around
the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!"
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